You need Sondre in your life. (If he’s not in it already that is)

The other week I went to see Sondre Lerche at Hoxton Bar and Grill, a brilliant little venue I am ashamed not to have been to before, and I have been impatiently trying to find the time to write about it ever since. It was a surprise birthday present from my husband, the idea delivered to him via the power of Songkick.

On a buzzing October night in London, we jostled through the cool Hoxtonians outside thirstily drinking up the last of the evening light, nudged past the stocky bouncer and joined the queue to the cavernous venue tucked just out back. A strong rum and diet coke in hand, I waited with great anticipation as the crowd started to pile in – this is someone I’d wanted to see live for a very long time.

For those who haven’t been acquainted with the great man just yet, first please allow me to make a few introductions.

Sondre Lerche is a singer/songwriter and guitarist from Bergen, Norway. His music is described by Wikipedia as Pop, Indie Rock and Jazz, although I prefer to simply categorize it as stunning. Growing up he was influenced by ‘80s pop like a-ha and Prefab Sprout, as well as the Beach Boys, and this inspired him to write his first song at 14. It was performing underage in acoustic gigs at the club where his sister worked where he was discovered by a producer and exposed to diverse musical genres such as ‘60s pop and mainstream Brazilian music. This led to a deal with Virgin Norway, an increase in popularity in his home country and a debut album, Faces Down, in 2000 at the age of 19.

Faces Down received critical acclaim in Norway and the US and Rolling Stone Magazine put it in their top 50 albums of 2002. He has toured with Beth Orton, Elvis Costello and won numerous awards. So far he’s produced 6 studio albums and 3 soundtracks each winning rave reviews. In 2011, he released a self-titled album with collaborations with Midlake percussionist McKenzie Smith and embarked on a huge European tour.

Yet in the spring of 2008, I had never actually heard of him. In the current climate of over-produced pop I guess you have to shout very loud to be heard (or auto tune your voice). So it was on a plane from Sydney to Auckland that I stumbled across Sondre Lerche by accident. I had just left behind not only a happy life in Sydney but a boy called Alex Kirby who had boarded a plane back to London a few hours earlier. After 3 weeks of paradise travelling down the east coast of Australia, I was distraught, having lost not only my travel partner but what felt like my right arm. I was determined to complete my onward solo travels, but this hurt. A lot. I needed a distraction.

So I got lost in a quirky little movie called Dan in Real Life starring Steve Carell, Juliette Binoche and Dane Cook. I was instantly mesmerised not only by the film but by the beautiful soundtrack. The music was contagious – acoustic guitars and heartfelt lyrics, melodies and harmonies that were sophisticated rather than syrupy. I was totally hooked. The romance and melancholy that filtered out through the lyrics resonated with me instantly.

A few months later I was back on British soil and in a new and sparkling relationship with Alex Kirby and wanted to know the identity of this special artist. A quick Google search revealed him to be Sondre Lerche and so I read and listened a little more.

The story goes that the director of Dan in Real Life, Peter Hedges, went looking for an artist to exude the true meaning and feeling of the film through this music, and came upon Sondre. He was part of the process from the very beginning – even going along to auditions for the main characters and slept in the big house where the film was shot. The OST for Dan in Real Life is made up of songs from his previous albums, a sprinkling of instrumental stuff and songs that Sondre composed especially for the film, including a beautiful duet with Regina Spektor called ‘Hell No’. (Oh and this is very good live, at the Regina Spektor concert in Oslo in 2009 too).

When I listen to Sondre Lerche I think of sunrises and sunsets. The string arrangements and refined lyrics make me want to be in Paris. Or by the sea. The acoustic ballads and harmonies declare romance and the melancholy tugs at your heart strings. It’s stellar and eclectic. It can make you feel wistful and reflective; then suddenly you’re happy and as light as a feather. It’s a journey through fine lyrics and breezy vocal jazz that leaves you exhilarated.

So with the introductions dispensed, back to the gig itself. After being suitably warmed up by Young Dreams, us and the tightly bunched in crowd were treated to a generous set of old and new material sprinkled with witty anecdotes and touring tales. Sondre’s voice was unfaltering and his guitar playing totally accomplished. His acoustic encore brought gasps of joy and excited woops from the crowd. With My Hands are Shaking, the ladies giggled softly and swooned just a little bit and the men nodded their heads to the music in respect. The first line of his final song, Modern Nature, was greeted instantly by a splendid sing-along by the audience. Sondre momentarily forgot the words but it didn’t matter.

We were all intoxicated, drunk on the music and the rum and the romance of it all. We happily filled in the gaps and our voices got louder and braver as we showed our appreciation for a truly great artist. We clapped him off the stage and made our way back out into cold reality.

Just a few months earlier, Alex and I had walked down the aisle at our wedding to the sounds of the beautiful To Be Surprised which to me evoked images of the final celestial scene in Dan in Real Life and made me think of how significant Sondre Lerche’s music had been in my life so far. (To be fair I think Alex just really liked the song).

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I’m ending this post with a plea to you dear reader. One chilled weekend, grab a coffee or a glass of deep red, delve into your Spotify account and go track Sondre down. Sit back in your favourite cozy chair, take a long, deep sigh and listen.

Plan To be Surprised.

Am I the only person who can’t relax during a massage?

Job hunting. Dreaming of my dream job. An overflowing inbox. Dealing with recruitment consultants who have 'a really fantastic role for you!!!’. Based in Slough.

It's enough to give a girl a pain in the neck. Add being barged into by a very big man running for a train at Victoria Station resulting in a loud CRACK in said neck and there was only one solution - massage.

I love Herbal Express near Russell Square tube and highly recommend it if time is not on your side, your wallet is light and scented candles are not listed as an essential requirement on your massage criteria (but relaxing music is desirable). My therapist was a petite lady with a friendly smile and very strong hands. I laid on my front, wriggled my head around in the hole in the massage bed and let out a big sigh. Finally, time to stop.

For the next 30 minutes I was pummelled and kneaded and stretched. The tension in my shoulders was stroked away and the crick in my neck disappeared. My back was finally starting to feel looser. So why on this great earth couldn’t I relax and shut up the incessant voice in my head? Must get birthday card for Friday. Argh, is it normal to get pins and needles all down my left arm – what does that mean?! Help! Ooo, wonder who just texted me? Hmm, have we run out of bleach? Will definitely update CV tonight. I just couldn’t stop my inner nattering.

Not forgetting the weird phobia I have of my spine being touched. Admittedly, not helpful for my therapist but it’s my equivalent of nails-down-blackboard; utterly nausea-inducing. She carefully, but excruciatingly, touched every single vertebra in my back and I tried carefully not to throw up. The momentary relief I felt as she finally left my poor spine alone quickly turned into panic as she moved down to my legs . My hamstrings and calves are painfully tight from running, which is my own fault for not stretching properly, but still I had to bite my lip from shouting ‘OH MY GOD PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH MY CALVES’. Instead I whimpered a little bit and tried not to make any more weird noises from the hole or leap off the bed.

It was only when she started to add very gentle pressure to the bones of my skull, manipulating my cranial bones and giving me a delicious head massage that finally the voice stopped and I felt as light as a feather lying on the bed. I could literally feel the tension melting away as quickly as the minutes were flying by. Must. Not. Fall. Asleeeeeeeep.

An irritating buzzing sound told my therapist and me that the 30 minutes was up and so I was left to get changed. I peeled myself off the bed and quickly glanced in the mirror - a bright red face, sticky-up hair and dilated pupils looked back at me. A very definite mark had formed around my face from the head-hole that showed no signs of vanishing. I was desperately thirsty and had an overwhelming urge to wee. Yet, despite this I was absolutely calm, feeling harmonious and at peace. My body felt aligned instead of the usual wonky.

In my dreamlike state it felt very rude indeed to be spat out onto the busy London road and everything felt too loud, too bright. On the tube, I hid behind my Evening Standard and tried to look normal as the man opposite looked quizzically at my head-hole mark. I was not looking forward to the possible after-effects that night of the toxins leaving my body – tears, wicked headache etc. But, right that minute everything felt a whole lot lighter. I had full mobility in my neck! The niggling pain in my lower back that constantly follows me around like an unwanted stalker had momentarily subsided.

So the moral of this tale is don’t waste the massage. Try and relax. Ignore the chatter and put the shopping list to one side, it’ll be over before you know it. No doubt tomorrow if I take another ‘Natalie, I’ve got the most amazing job for you!!!’ call from one of the agencies, I'll be wishing I had my head down that hole with all my cares being stroked away...

Meeting Manolo Blahnik... and a very nasty bump on the head.

The night I met Manolo Blahnik was one to remember for lots of reasons.

When I heard he was in discussion with Colin McDowell at the marvellous Design Museum, I simply could not let this momentous fashion collaboration pass me by. My interest in the legendary McDowell’s fashion journalism had picked up pace over the last few months and like many others from the Sex and the City generation, I adored Blahnik’s coveted shoes – this wasn’t just footwear after all, it was art.

I snapped up a ticket and waited with anticipation. As I made my way along Butler’s Wharf that cold night to the beautiful white building, I allowed myself, just for a moment, to feel a little bit like Carrie.

Mr Blahnik did not disappoint. I was left spellbound by the man as well as the shoes. Looking resplendent in a spotty bow tie and amethyst suit, he joined his friend McDowell on the stage to discuss his fascinating life and career to date. He disclosed the inspiration for those exuberant shoes and gave the audience an exciting insight into the Manolo behind the magic.

I sat eagerly in the small and intimate audience as he led me on an educational journey into the gorgeous world of fashion; the moment in time when he was introduced to Diana Vreeland, former editor of US Vogue, in 1971 and was instructed to ‘go make shoes’. In 1972, he worked for Ossie Clark in London where his shoes were sought after by Grace Coddington and Jane Birkin to name but a few and where he collaborated with Jean Muir.

I watched in awe as he sketched incredible designs there and then with the image projected live onto a screen for the audience’s pleasure. My favourite, a beautiful purple court shoe with a huge bow, was drawn with perfectly natural ease and flair. I was mesmerised.

I didn’t want the discussion to end, but sadly it had to. At the end, I joined a long line of eager fashion fans, awaiting the chance to meet him and take away a personally signed copy of his exquisite book ‘Manolo’s New Shoes’. After what felt like an hour, at last I found myself facing the great man.



He smiled graciously, a huge warm grin, and thanked me for waiting and coming out into the cold evening to see him. I had purchased two books, with one for my Mum as a birthday present and he signed both, his huge, animated writing leaping off the page. He asked for my Mum’s name and smiled and wrote, ‘Linda, you have a beautiful daughter’. I bet he said that to all the ladies, but nonetheless, he charmed me right out of my shoes. He was enchanting.

After dinner, I floated home. On the tube I looked over the sketches in the book, thinking constantly about the great man and what I’d learnt that evening. As I slipped dreamily into a taxi, still on a wonderful high and planning just how I could save up to buy those beautiful purple courts, something rather disastrous happened. I misjudged the distance between my head and the taxi door and the two met with a huge CRACK.

The taxi driver asked if I was ok and I laughed it off and said I was. I rubbed my sore head and ignored the pain, not wanting to ruin the wonderful evening I’d had.

I made it into work the next morning, took some painkillers and battled through meetings and deadlines. It was only when I started to slur my words and experience tingling in my arms and legs; I suspected this wasn’t just the Blahnik-effect. I was rushed into a taxi by my boss to A&E and after a feel around the large bump on my head, the diagnosis was delivered. Concussion.

I was ordered to stay in bed and rest. No laptop, no Blackberry, no books, no nothing. Just sleep. I missed my Christmas party. I lost 3 days from sleeping. I attended a meeting with my fiancé at the local registry office to serve notice of our impending marriage, with hugely dilated pupils and black eyes. I tried desperately to remember my own date of birth, let alone his. It took me a good week to recover and to return to a normal state of mind.

So, that is how I met Mr Blahnik and sustained a nasty knock on the head.

I had concussed myself in the blink of a Manolo moment. As I flip through the gorgeous images in my personally signed book, I sigh and think to myself, Nicola, it was worth the bump.

Wind

I'm talking the weather condition here, before you stop reading with a grimace.

Today I officially announce wind as the most annoying form of weather.
According to Wiki, wind has inspired mythology, influenced the events of history, expanded the range of transport and warfare, and provided a power source for mechanical work, electricity and recreation.

I’m all up for that, really I am. But today, it irritated the hell out of me.

Today's wind caused mayhem in minutes; it lifted up my skirt resulting in an unhelpful bum-flash near Warren Street station. It blew my hair around in all sorts of crazy directions, before finally sticking it in my newly-applied lip-gloss. It rendered my umbrella completely useless and blew a wet plastic bag in my face along the busiest part of Tottenham Court Road. Nice.

It distorted important phone calls and made everyone grouchy and touchy and generally a bit fed up of the bracing, gusty swirling of it all. It created a bit of a to-do on New Oxford Street too, all because of a wild and unruly backwards umbrella-in-face-incident.

Other weather phenomena are nowhere near as offensive. Sun is all-round-sensational. Rain can be quite romantic as long as you're adequately covered. Snow, a former enemy of mine, is admittedly pretty.

But wind; blustery, breezy, howling wind is something I’ve got absolutely no time for whatsoever